The World According To Missygirl

Popeye & his baby?

The first picture is proof that tobacco kills;
the next picture shows how to play nice with ALL your friends (at the same time. They all need to know how to play fooseball though.)
The last picture tells us how the phrase:
'Wake up and smell the coffee' was invented.

-Missygirl*

HEY EVERYONE! GOOD TO BE WITH YOU TODAY!


Here's a joke for you:
The pharmacist arrives at work to find a frightened
looking man leaning against the wall.
"What's wrong with him?" the pharmacist asks his clerk.
"He wanted cough medicine, but I couldn't find any ,
so I gave him a laxative."
"Laxatives won't cure a cough! " yells the owner.
"Sure they will. Look at him. He's afraid to cough."

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Have a fun day! Blessings! -Missygirl*

HELLO EVERYBODY! HAPPY JUNE!
A brand new exciting month already. This year just keeps on moving on!
Most of the kids are out of school for summer break now. That's good. They need it.
Remember everyone, most of your public libraries have fun reading programs for the kids during their vacation time,
with different prizes they can win and maybe some of their neighborhood friends would want to join with them. Also, it used to be that some of the elementary schools would give free lunch for all kids in the summertime. You might want to check that out too.
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FAMILY REUNION MACARONI SALAD

2 pkg. (14 oz. each) Kraft Deluxe Macaroni & Cheese Dinner
1 cup Miracle Whip
1/2 cup milk
1/2 cup finely chopped celery
1 small red pepper, finely chopped
4 hard-boiled eggs, peeled and chopped
1/2 cup sliced green onions

Prepare Macaroni & Cheese Dinners as directed on package.
Add Miracle Whip, eggs, celery and peppers; mix well.
Sprinkle with green onions.
Serve Immediately; Or cover and refrigerate until ready to serve.
Makes 15 Servings, 2/3 cup each.*

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EASY CHILI CHEESE DOG

6 Hot dogs
1 can (15 oz.) Chili
6 Hot dog buns, partially split
1/3 cup shredded Cheddar Cheese
1/3 cup chopped onions

Cook hot dogs until heated through (either on stove-top or outside barbecue.)
Meanwhile, heat Chili as directed on can.
Place hot dogs in buns; top evenly with Chili, cheese and onions.
Makes 6 servings, 1 hot dog sandwich each.*

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(Joke #1:)
Lying on his deathbed, the rich, miserly old man calls to his long-suffering wife ."I want to take all my money with me," he tells her. "So promise me you'll put it in the casket."
After the man dies, his widow attends the memorial service with her best friend.
Just before the undertaker closes the coffin, she places a small metal box inside.
Her friend looks at her in horror. "Surely," she says, "you didn't put the money in there."
"I did promise him I would," the widow answers. "So I got it all together, deposited every penny in my account, and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."*

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(Joke #2)
"Where is everybody?" the cowpoke asks.
"They've all gone to see Brown Paper Pete hang," says a bystander.
"Why do they call him that?" the cowboy asks.
"Well, he always wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper shirt, and brown paper trousers."
"Really?" says the cowboy. "And what are they hanging him for?"

"Rustling."

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If you were suddenly transported into the presence of God and you heard a prosecuting attorney listing all the reasons you should be sent to hell, how would you plead? Guilty or not guilty?
The apostle Paul said, "For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God." (Romans 3:23) That makes us guilty as charged.
What is the penalty for our sin? "The wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Jesus Christ our Lord." (Romans 6:23)
What could we say in our defense? "God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us" (Romans 5:8)
Because Jesus became our substitute, the penalty has been paid. But we must accept His forgiveness as a gift. The only requirement is that we recognize our need and accept His offer.

If you confess with your mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in your heart that God has raised Him from the dead, you will be saved...For "whoever calls on the Name of the Lord shall be saved" (Romans 10:9,13.)

If you haven't done so before, tell Jesus that you believe He died as your substitute and accept His free and undeserved gift of forgiveness. That's the only way to be right about your wrong, to be accepted by God, and to be sure of Heaven.*

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Have a wonderful day! Blessings! -Missygirl*