The World According To Missygirl

July 31, 1976 - Intense rain from a thunderstorm in northeastern Colorado created a flash flood that took more than 150 lives.*
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ST. SWITHIN, English ecclesiastic and bishop of Winchester, died in 862.
His final wish was to be buried outdoors. According to legend,
when his remains were moved to an indoor shrine years later- on July 15-
40 days of rain ensued.*
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IF IT DOES RAIN TODAY...
Wash the insides of your windows. You'll have less trouble with streaks on rainy days, since the hot sun won't dry the window solution before you have a chance t wipe it off.*
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A HIGH -SCHOOL STUDENT CAME HOME ONE NIGHT RATHER DEPRESSED. "What's the matter, son?" asked his mother. "Aw, geez." said the boy, "It's my grades. They're all wet." "What do you mean 'all wet'?" "You know," he replied, "below C-level."*
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Two young boys are talking. The first one asks, "can people predict the future with cards?"
The second one responds, "my mother can."
"Really?"
"Yes. She takes one look at my report card and tells me what will happen when my father gets home!"*
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Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm.
He asked his mom, "Where'd we get Him?"
His mother replied, "He came from Heaven, Johnny."
Johnny says, "WOW! I can see why they threw him out!"*
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Christmas Bird Count Results
-A total of 68,895,295 birds were reported as of April 1st.
To see the bird count results of your state or province, go to
www.audubon.org/bird/cbc/ and click current year's results.*
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Have a good evening, friends! Remember how much The Lord loves you!
Blessings! -Missygirl*