Wednesday, March 27, 2013
RUSSIA AND CHINA SIGN NEW DEAL THAT WILL GUARANTEE WORLD PEACE FOREVER
March 24 2013
Moscow, Russia – Despite sharing a lot of historical connections, at least recent history, and being neighbours Russia and China have not gotten along all that well in recent years. The tension between the two has been especially troublesome as the two nations surge forward in global influence, something that very well could have raised tensions through Asia and the world. Putin and Xi meeting that tension, though, seems to be defusing. On Friday the new Premier of China, Xi Jinping, travelled to old rival Russia in his first overseas trip. While there, Xi met with President Vladimir Putin and the two tried to put their many differences aside in order to assure peace between their nations, and through that peace for the entire world. That appears to be exactly what happened during their brief meeting, accomplishing world peace, something which of course has never happened before in the history of humanity. It’s not clear when that new peace will actually go into effect all across the world but the agreement to finally resolve all the conflicts that have been plaguing humanity for two millions years seem to finally be at an end. “We must respect the right of each country in the world to independently choose its path of development,” said Xi after meeting with Putin. “Strong high-level Chinese-Russian ties not only meet our interests, but serve as an important, reliable guarantee of international strategic balance and peace.”
Putin and Xi meet in Russia
In recent years the two countries have agreed on pretty much everything and have of course worked towards a peace in Syria by supporting the government there. The two nations have come together on many issues in recent years following decades of tension throughout the Cold War over some beef they had.
“This is certainly good news for everyone. The last thing we need was two nominal superpowers, kind of superpowers, at each other’s throats and that appears to be something that will not happen now. I mean the two men actually shook hands and everything, you don’t just shake hands with someone you hate and want to destroy,” said Scrape TV International analyst Gustav Hander. “This is especially meaningful because these countries do have such a long history of hating each other which is really kind of weird unto itself when you think about it, but you would go crazy trying to figure out folks and why they do things especially foreign folks like these guys are.” It’s not clear yet when global world peace will actually go into effect, though it will likely be a slow rollout. “The most important takeaway here is clearly the global peace thing. I mean that is something that people have wanted for a long time but no one has ever seemed capable of figuring out. Clearly all it ever needed was a brief discussion and a handshake. That is certainly going to make everyone a little embarrassed by their activities for the last two million years,” continued Hander. “Of course maybe we needed to have all that conflict in order to get to this place. Sometimes things work like that, sometimes you need challenges in order to get benefits. I don’t think we should be questioning it though, just having world peace is enough, forget about the past and move on.” It’s not clear how many countries will have to be forced into the new peace agreement or how long that will take.•
March 24 2013
Moscow, Russia – Despite sharing a lot of historical connections, at least recent history, and being neighbours Russia and China have not gotten along all that well in recent years. The tension between the two has been especially troublesome as the two nations surge forward in global influence, something that very well could have raised tensions through Asia and the world. Putin and Xi meeting that tension, though, seems to be defusing. On Friday the new Premier of China, Xi Jinping, travelled to old rival Russia in his first overseas trip. While there, Xi met with President Vladimir Putin and the two tried to put their many differences aside in order to assure peace between their nations, and through that peace for the entire world. That appears to be exactly what happened during their brief meeting, accomplishing world peace, something which of course has never happened before in the history of humanity. It’s not clear when that new peace will actually go into effect all across the world but the agreement to finally resolve all the conflicts that have been plaguing humanity for two millions years seem to finally be at an end. “We must respect the right of each country in the world to independently choose its path of development,” said Xi after meeting with Putin. “Strong high-level Chinese-Russian ties not only meet our interests, but serve as an important, reliable guarantee of international strategic balance and peace.”
Putin and Xi meet in Russia
In recent years the two countries have agreed on pretty much everything and have of course worked towards a peace in Syria by supporting the government there. The two nations have come together on many issues in recent years following decades of tension throughout the Cold War over some beef they had.
“This is certainly good news for everyone. The last thing we need was two nominal superpowers, kind of superpowers, at each other’s throats and that appears to be something that will not happen now. I mean the two men actually shook hands and everything, you don’t just shake hands with someone you hate and want to destroy,” said Scrape TV International analyst Gustav Hander. “This is especially meaningful because these countries do have such a long history of hating each other which is really kind of weird unto itself when you think about it, but you would go crazy trying to figure out folks and why they do things especially foreign folks like these guys are.” It’s not clear yet when global world peace will actually go into effect, though it will likely be a slow rollout. “The most important takeaway here is clearly the global peace thing. I mean that is something that people have wanted for a long time but no one has ever seemed capable of figuring out. Clearly all it ever needed was a brief discussion and a handshake. That is certainly going to make everyone a little embarrassed by their activities for the last two million years,” continued Hander. “Of course maybe we needed to have all that conflict in order to get to this place. Sometimes things work like that, sometimes you need challenges in order to get benefits. I don’t think we should be questioning it though, just having world peace is enough, forget about the past and move on.” It’s not clear how many countries will have to be forced into the new peace agreement or how long that will take.•
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